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Tom Selleck was born in January 1945 with a full mustache, and a few months later WW2 ended. Coincidence?
Tom Selleck's mustache is most absorbent material on earth
Tom Selleck's mustache does the push ups for Tom Selleck
Tom Selleck's mustache is made up of eagle head feathers and that's where the bald eagle came from
Tom Selleck's mustache's gravitational pull it what keeps the moon in place
Tom Selleck's mustache is it's own living entity
Tom Selleck's mustache eats 5lbs of bacon for breakfast daily to maintain it's shiny coat
Tom Selleck's mustache is powerful enough to clean the rust off metal yet gentle enough to brush dust off fine art
Tom Selleck's mustache has it's own all knowing brain
Tom Selleck's mustache is the source of all the power in the universe
Tom Selleck's mustache actually made up of millions of tiny mustaches
Tom Selleck's Mustache fights germs, and bad breath
Chuck Norris was defeated in his first three Karate tournaments, dropping decisions to Joe Lewis, Allen Steen and Tom Selleck's Mustache.
Tom Selleck was born in January 1945 with a full mustache, and a few months later WW2 ended. Coincidence?
Tom Selleck's mustache is most absorbent material on earth
Tom Selleck's mustache does the push ups for Tom Selleck
Tom Selleck's mustache is made up of eagle head feathers and that's where the bald eagle came from
Tom Selleck's mustache's gravitational pull it what keeps the moon in place
Tom Selleck's mustache is it's own living entity
Tom Selleck's mustache eats 5lbs of bacon for breakfast daily to maintain it's shiny coat
Tom Selleck's mustache is powerful enough to clean the rust off metal yet gentle enough to brush dust off fine art
Tom Selleck's mustache has it's own all knowing brain
Tom Selleck's mustache is the source of all the power in the universe
Tom Selleck's mustache actually made up of millions of tiny mustaches
Tom Selleck's Mustache fights germs, and bad breath
Chuck Norris was defeated in his first three Karate tournaments, dropping decisions to Joe Lewis, Allen Steen and Tom Selleck's Mustache.